September 28, 2007

just an excerpt

i stumbled upon this the other day and just wanted to post it here for sheer fun. i would translate for our non-filipino readers, but i'm sorry, this stuff is only funny as is. so here it is...an excerpt from a conversation between two people bashing just about everybody in show business. paano ako nasama dyan i don't know...hahaha. ENJOY! :)

bebs: My gawd. jodi sta.maria a jung da bin hrslf! jus a difrent maner
me: oh i'm stil sad for dat cat nw. She jumpd frm da attic bcos her karir going up in smoke.
bebs: i thnk wendy shud pakamatay 2
me: i think so too. If wendy wil not pakamatay i wil push her frm da ELJ bldg nlng
bebs: oh,both of us wil. lets tali a cloth n her leeg den lets 2lak her.
me: U knw i saw wendy in person n. bebs,u r a diyos tlga compared 2 hr. D naman mganda balat or fez or hair. Just da boobs
bebs: Rily? my gawd! im flaterd,alrdy a tunaw. dat wendy am sur was a cockroach n d past lyf.
me: nt evn cockroach, a maggot maybe. Oh i hate her. dnt undrstand y da VPs of ABS love her so. S'why she has her own show
bebs: Oh cmownst,wendy s dyogi's bata. dyogi s malakas 2 d mgt. instead of wastng money n wendy, y nt taas nlang d swldo of abs employees.
me: ohyes plz..taas our sweldo nlng..Dat stupid wendy. see,we shud tulak her frm da ELJ rooftop for the benefit of ABS employees

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thank God this next part was not as brutal as the previous...
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bebs: btw da new myx vjs vry taaaaaaae
me: wahaha i dnt evn knw who won da VJ search am jst glad it's nt [tooooot insert name here]
bebs: argh. evry1 horble.
me: what abt dat diane elise. ruining Chicago's 'You're The Inspiratn' nw
bebs: My gawd! dat diane elise balandra-ing her bilboard in edsa! ebak she is.
me: i knw ryt! i hope a bagyo comes and makes bgsak her billboard!
bebs: wyl she's walkng and it bgsaks on her

i wouldn't have a sense of humor if i didn't find that funny! :D till next time again. peace out everybody.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

you're right dianne, its funny as it is. translating it would ruin everything.

i've never imagine that some people talk that way. i guess hindi pa ko naka-meet ng taong ganyan. they talk pa-sossy and yet the say words like ebak. haha!

Anonymous said...

let them die from envy!!!hahaha much love to u.mwuah

Anonymous said...

you suck diane?!...i saw your performance the other month you sing horrible...its only the face and your charm that sells!...so stop singing!...magartista ka na lng!..hahahaha...kaya nga lng marunong ka ba mgacting?...

Anonymous said...

thats funny! ahahah i LMAO'd at that post..u can tell they're goofing around with the conyo talk

Anonymous said...

what the-

Anonymous said...

haha..

very funny

seems 2 me 2 gays were talking to each other..hehe..but then again 2 sossy girls to hehe

MORE POWER 2 u dianne!

+mara+

Anonymous said...

eyo, i'm actually one of the few people who speak this "language." it's sort of an org / barkada thing. yes, they were speaking like that on purpose. we are actually mocking conio people with this.

anyway, contrary to what they said, i actually think that your voice is good. i just hate the arrangement. it's so mabagal, plain and dull. but your voice, it's nice. and you're very pretty.

OMG, my friends are so gonna laugh at me for this comment. :D